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Opportunity LOL Reviews: Jones Limited Edition Dungeons and Dragons Soda
The time has officially come, Opportunity LOL has received samples of the most prestigious form of beverage known to mankind.
That's right fellow nerds, Jones Soda has supplied Opportunity LOL staff with the new Limited Edition Spellcasting Dungeons and Dragons Soda to review!
Are you excited? From the time we got the package to the end of writing this review we've been jumping up and down over here! While Jones Soda Co had its start distributing soda back in 1987, Jones launched their first soda in 1996 with 6 flavors. Other then the fact that Jones pure cane soda tastes superior to other drinks, the main reason our staff has such a fondess for their brand is because of their ability to connect with their consumer. What other beverage company goes out of there way to constantly change soda labels according to submissions by their fans?
Moving on. the sensational Green Apple Soda showcases Eldritch Blast. From the bottle: "Nothing says energy like an Eldritch Blast. It vanquishes thirst and can be used as a ranged basic attack!" While the label illustration by Ralph Horsley is something to behold on its own, the succulent sour taste will have you wanting more! Tentacles are not required to consume the Illithid Brain Juice showcasing art by Eva Windermann. The finest Grape Soda
around, according to the label you will feel smarter for 1 day and 10
minutes. Even if you're on the fence about Grape Soda, one sip of Jones
and your taste buds will be ecstatic. When was the last time your taste
buds took the time to thank you? Good for what ales you, Jones Dwarven Draught Root Beer with art by William O'Connor will put hair on yer chin. From mining to metalworking, Jones Root Beer will surely quench your thirst and put a smile on your face. Meanwhile, you better alert the troops and prepare yourself for a sneak attack. That is Jones Cream Soda featuring the Sneak Attack with illustations also by O'Connor. With a big spritz of vanilla, your inner sweet tooth won't know what happened. Breathtakingly delicious, be sure to get to the Cream Soda first before anyone else does! Can you say refreshing? Did you know Jones offers Sugar Free soda as well? The Black Cherry Sugar Free Soda is
sweetened with Splenda, titled the Potion of Healing Soda with
illustrations by Franz Vohwinkel it's the ideal drink to consume after
battling it out with an ancient red dragon. By far the most
Be sure to check back to Opportunity LOL in the future for the newest Jones Soda releases!
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