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Opportunity LOL Reviews: Jones Limited Edition Dungeons and Dragons Soda

Jones Limited Edition Dungeons and Dragons Soda

The time has officially come, Opportunity LOL has received samples of the most prestigious form of beverage known to mankind. That's right fellow nerds, Jones Soda has supplied Opportunity LOL staff with the new Limited Edition Spellcasting Dungeons and Dragons Soda to review! Are you excited? From the time we got the package to the end of writing this review we've been jumping up and down over here!

While Jones Soda Co had its start distributing soda back in 1987, Jones launched their first soda in 1996 with 6 flavors. Other then the fact that Jones pure cane soda tastes superior to other drinks, the main reason our staff has such a fondess for their brand is because of their ability to connect with their consumer. What other beverage company goes out of there way to constantly change soda labels according to submissions by their fans?

Jones Sneak Attack SodaNow, let's get down to business. A true experience for any gamer, each flavor of the Dungeons and Dragons Soda is well themed. The Pure Cane Cola features the wizard Bigby illustrated by William O'Connor, the soda label even reads Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer. The simple homebody flavor will instantly make you feel like a kid again.

Moving on. the sensational Green Apple Soda showcases Eldritch Blast. From the bottle: "Nothing says energy like an Eldritch Blast. It vanquishes thirst and can be used as a ranged basic attack!" While the label illustration by Ralph Horsley is something to behold on its own, the succulent sour taste will have you wanting more!

Tentacles are not required to consume the Illithid Brain Juice showcasing art by Eva Windermann. The finest Grape Soda around, according to the label you will feel smarter for 1 day and 10 minutes. Even if you're on the fence about Grape Soda, one sip of Jones and your taste buds will be ecstatic. When was the last time your taste buds took the time to thank you?Jones Soda Illithid Brain Juice

Good for what ales you, Jones Dwarven Draught Root Beer with art by William O'Connor will put hair on yer chin. From mining to metalworking, Jones Root Beer will surely quench your thirst and put a smile on your face. Meanwhile, you better alert the troops and prepare yourself for a sneak attack. That is Jones Cream Soda featuring the Sneak Attack with illustations also by O'Connor. With a big spritz of vanilla, your inner sweet tooth won't know what happened. Breathtakingly delicious, be sure to get to the Cream Soda first before anyone else does! Can you say refreshing?

Did you know Jones offers Sugar Free soda as well? The Black Cherry Sugar Free Soda is sweetened with Splenda, titled the Potion of Healing Soda with illustrations by Franz Vohwinkel it's the ideal drink to consume after battling it out with an ancient red dragon. By far the most popular flavor of the Opp LOL staff, looks like we need more Jones Soda in our office fridge. Don't have fridge envy, go order some Jones Dungeons and Dragons Soda now! You can purchase a 6-pack for $10.99 or a 12-pack for $18.99 - great limited edition soda doesn't come this well priced!

Be sure to check back to Opportunity LOL in the future for the newest Jones Soda releases!

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